Celebrific Procrastination.

I was given much work to do the other day but didn't feel like doing it because of the normal distractions that compel one working on the internet. By normal, I mean Facebook, Twitter, Youtube and other social networks. I was busy in my "other" work when my friend and also my boss for that particular task popped up in the chat box. The conversation we had is as below:

Friend (F): Hey!
Me (M): Oh hai..
F: So is the report ready?
M: Nmm...no. I am occupied in other stuff actually...
F: And that is...?
M: Err...You know what? I am chatting with Ian Somerhalder right now!

Ian Somerhalder

F: OMG! He is your current celebrity crush, right?
M: Hehe yesss.
F: How are you chatting with him?
M: Oh I subscribed to him on facebook.
F: Ohh. Hm... So err.. how is the report coming along?
M: Don't worry, I will get it done.
F: Can I subscribe to him also?
M: Haha of course you can! Why are you even asking me?
F: Wow can I chat with him too????
M: Yes, go ahead. But he doesn't reply to just everyone. He probably won't reply to you.
F: Why won't he reply to me?
M: He does't reply to nobodys I guess.
F: Wow that was pretty rude. Ho can you even say like that to me?
M: I just said it.
F: So this is what you do? Get something you want and leave the others who are true to you??
M: What does that even mean?
F: I am saying, that you never value people who are actually around you! You just go towards the shinning stars and forget the ones who were always there to help you shine!!
M: Who did I forget?
F: ME!
M: Err...
F: Look, you said that you are chatting with Ian Somerhalder.
M: Yes...?
F: And you said that he doesn't talk to just everybody.
M: That's right.
F: HOW THE HELL IS HE REPLYING TO YOU AND NOT ME?
M: Actually...he never replied.
F: ...